So You Want A Threesome

Here’s How To Get One…

Lots of men fantasize about getting into bed with two women, and let’s face it – it sounds like a nice party. You’ll have two naked female bodies at your disposal, both of which are looking to show you a good time, and you’ll have two pairs of breasts to dribble over, and two sets of … We’re getting carried away. Sounds fabulous, though, doesn’t it?

But there’s a problem…

While 82 percent of men would happily give their eyeteeth to have a threesome, only 31 percent of women feel the same way. Women are more concerned about the psychological impact of a threesome, especially if they are already in a long-term relationship with a man. Before you hit your pint glasses in despair, you might want to consider a few things that will help improve your chances of achieving your ultimate fantasy.

Before You Begin

Decide if this is what you really want. Talk to someone who’s had one, or Google everything you can about it. Look at the pros and cons, and decide if the risks are worth taking. There is a chance your partner might run ten miles down the road after you suggest this, and even if you live on a small island surrounded by lots of water you’ll want to tread carefully around the subject at first.

Talk It Through

Bringing a sexy girl home and asking your significant other to get her ass up to the bedroom isn’t likely to end well. If you value your external appendages, you’ll want to run the scenario by her first. Tell her it’s just a fantasy of yours, and while you honestly couldn’t imagine being with anyone else, it would be the most awesome thing that could ever happen to you. Ask her what her fantasies are and see if you can trade. Whatever you do, make it clear you’re very happy with her talents in the bedroom – and this is just a one off. The last thing you want to do is smash her self-esteem to smithereens because then you’ll have to deal with tears – and who can cope with those?

Be Prepared To Negotiate

Be direct, be honest, and be understanding. She might agree, but tell you she wants two guys. You can then come back with, well, if you let me have two girls… maybe we could try that. Fantasies rarely happen exactly as planned. The woman you have in mind to play girl number three might refuse, or you might have trouble finding someone you both agree on. Stay open-minded and see where it leads you.

Women generally want to feel emotionally cared for and physically safe. These are the first hurdles that you’ll need to overcome. Find out what your partner is going to be comfortable with. Also, if girl-on-girl is not her thing, will the fantasy still work for you?

Hire A Professional

If you want to keep your sexual escapades under wraps and make sure it doesn’t get personal – hire a professional. She’ll turn up on time, deliver exactly what you want (and probably more!), and leave when her time’s up. Yes, she’ll be expensive – but sometimes that’s a small price to pay for keeping your private life private.

Set Boundaries And Rules

It’s a one-off kinky adventure, it’ll be in a hotel room, and we’ll never see her again. The rules will be specific to your situation, but ask her what she is and isn’t comfortable with before you begin. If she’s happy to try a threesome with you but isn’t sure whether she’ll like the experience or not, make sure she has a get-out clause. You could agree on using safe words to slow or stop play if necessary. It makes good sense to stop every now and again anyway, to make sure everyone’s happy and enjoying themselves. All parties are supposed to get something out of the experience, and you want it to be memorable, right?

No Means No

If your partner, in no uncertain terms, tells you she isn’t prepared to either discuss or contemplate the scenario – then respect her feelings. Forcing someone to try and do something they’re not comfortable with will only end badly. There are lots more fantasies that you can dream up, and with any luck she’ll be happy to explore a few of them with you. If not, cheer yourself up with a subscription to lesbian mud wrestling. It’s not quite the same, but it might put a smile on your face.

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